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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-CA link=blue vlink=purple><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal><span style='mso-fareast-language:EN-US'>Hi all:<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='mso-fareast-language:EN-US'>See below for a touch of humour wrt prostate exam.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='mso-fareast-language:EN-US'>Take care & stay well.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='mso-fareast-language:EN-US'>Glen<o:p></o:p></span></p><div><div><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p></div></div><blockquote style='margin-top:5.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt'><div><div><div><div><div><blockquote style='border:none;border-left:solid #CCCCCC 1.0pt;padding:0cm 0cm 0cm 5.0pt;margin-left:3.75pt;margin-right:0cm'><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div style='border:none;border-top:solid #B5C4DF 1.0pt;padding:3.0pt 0cm 0cm 0cm'><p class=MsoNormal style='mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p> </o:p></span></p></div></div><blockquote style='margin-top:5.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt'><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto'><span class=font><span style='font-size:10.0pt;color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><blockquote style='margin-top:5.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt'><div><div><blockquote style='margin-top:5.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt'><div><blockquote style='margin-top:5.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt'><div><p class=MsoNormal style='mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div><div><div><div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto'><span class=font><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'> <o:p></o:p></span></p><div><p><span class=size><i><u><span style='font-size:72.0pt;font-family:Algerian;color:#EEECE1;background:black'>Snotty Receptionist…</span></u></i></span><span class=size><i><u><span style='font-size:72.0pt;font-family:Algerian;color:#EEECE1'> </span></u></i></span><span class=size><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><p><span class=size><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span class=size><span style='font-size:24.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span class=size><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div><div><div><p><span class=size><span style='font-size:24.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'>Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div><div><div><p><span class=size><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span class=size><span style='font-size:24.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span class=size><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div><div><div><p><span class=size><span style='font-size:24.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'>The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name. </span></span><span class=size><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span class=size><span style='font-size:24.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span class=size><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div><div><div><p><span class=colour><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div><div><div><p><span class=size><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span class=size><span style='font-size:24.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'>In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" </span></span><span class=size><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div><div><div><p><span class=colour><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div><div><div><p><span class=size><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span class=size><span style='font-size:24.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'>All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. </span></span><span class=size><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span class=size><span style='font-size:24.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span class=size><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div><div><div><p><span class=colour><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div><div><div><p><span class=size><span style='font-size:24.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'>But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, “NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.” </span></span><span class=size><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div><div><div><p><span class=colour><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div><div><div><p><span class=size><span style='font-size:24.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'>The room erupted in applause! DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!!!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><p><span class=colour><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><p><span class=colour><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><p><span class=colour><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><p><span class=colour><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><p><span class=colour><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><p class=MsoNormal style='mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto'><span class=font><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><p class=MsoNormal style='mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'> <o:p></o:p></span></p></div><p class=MsoNormal style='mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto'><span class=font><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></blockquote></div></blockquote></div></div></blockquote></div></div></div><div><div><div><blockquote style='margin-top:5.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt'><div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'>-- <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style='mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto'><span class=font><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div></blockquote></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></blockquote></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></blockquote></div></div><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p></div></div></div></blockquote></div></body></html>