Daily Joke - Dirty, Dirty Bird...

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Dirty, Dirty Bird...
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A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help
keep her company at home. She decided she would
like to find a beautiful parrot; it wouldn't be as
much work as say a dog, and it would be fun to hear
it speak.

She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a
large beautiful parrot. She went to the owner of
the store and asked how much.  The owner said it
was $50.

Delighted that such a rare looking and beautiful
bird wasn't more expensive, she agreed to buy it.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should
tell you first that this bird used to live in a
house of ill repute. Sometimes it says pretty off
color stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had
to have the bird. She said she would buy it anyway.
The pet shop owner sold her the bird and she took
it home.  She hung the bird's cage up in her living
room and waited for it to say something.  The bird
looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New
house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but
then thought that's not so bad."

A couple hours later, the woman's two teenage
daughters returned from school.  When they
inspected the bird, it looked at them and said,
"New house, new madam, new prostitutes."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended at
first, but than began to laugh about the situation.

A couple of hours later, the woman's husband came
home from work.  The bird looked at him and said,
"New house, new madam, new prostitutes; same old
faces.  Hi George!"


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SUBMITTED BY: Bird Lover, Susie Q


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