[Hopespringpcsg] FW: Snotty receptionist

[glen46nor at gmail.com]

Hi all:

See below for a touch of humour wrt prostate exam.

Take care & stay well.

Glen

 

 

 

 

 

 

Snotty Receptionist…  

       

Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.

        

The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name.        

 

 In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"        

 

 All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man.        

 

But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, “NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”         

 

The room erupted in applause!  DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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